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The Jiji Ndogo chief has kicked out his daughter Millicent for getting pregnant out of wedlock.

I attempted to play Good Samaritan, now he thinks I’m the daddy of her unborn child. She’s on the publish, baggage and all.

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“What will we do now?” I ask my boss, Inspector Tembo.

We?” he asks. “There’s no we, son, it’s your mess. Type it out.”

He leaves. I flip to Millicent.

“There’s acquired to be someplace you’ll be able to go. Don’t you’ve got buddies?”

“I do. There’s Tall Tina.”

“Good. You possibly can go keep along with her. I will take your bag.”

“She’s useless. Acquired hit by a donkey cat close to the market.”

“Geez! Sorry. Anybody else?”

“There’s Brief Suzie. However, she’s no extra.”

“What occurred to her, acquired hit by a mkokoteni?”

“Don’t be foolish.” Millicent frowns. “She fell from a mango tree. So unhappy. She was the one one who knew methods to climb. No mangoes for us that season.”

“Is there anybody else? Petite Patricia, perhaps?”

“Are you making enjoyable of me?”

“No. Making an attempt to assist.”

“I might go to Giant Lydia, however she acquired married and moved to Mombasa.”

“Did all of your pal include adjectives? What had been you, Mouthy Millicent?”

She appears to be like offended.

“No,” she says. “I used to be Fats Millicent.”

“Tall Tina, Giant Lydia, Brief Suzie, and Fats Millicent? How come yours didn’t rhyme?”

She shrugs. “We had been younger. We could not give you a phrase for fats that started with M.”

“You certainly don’t look too fats now,” I inform her.

She shakes her head. “You’re fairly the women magnet, aren’t you?”

I blush. “Thanks?”

“It’s not a praise, dumbass. By no means name a girl fats.”

“That’s not truthful. So, now I’m the one purported to give you one other phrase for fats that begins with an ‘M’? Let me see… Misty, Moldy, Mildew… Nope. Can’t consider any. You will simply have to stay Fats Millicent.”

“I’m not fats. I’m pregnant.”

“Pregnant Millicent? Nope. Nonetheless doesn’t rhyme.”

She shakes her head. Exasperated.

“And you’re the one I’m caught with?”

“Oh, no. Nobody is getting caught with anybody. We discover a place so that you can crash tonight. Tomorrow, now we have to determine methods to get you again house.”

She turns away from me.

“I can’t go house. You heard my father. He’ll kill me earlier than he permits me again house with a bastard little one.”

“What in regards to the father? There’s gotta be a technique to discover him.”

“I don’t need to discuss him.” She curls up on the bench. “I will simply sleep right here, if that’s okay with you. Tomorrow I will be out of your hair.”

As a lot as I need to settle the matter, I can’t let her sleep on a tough bench on the publish. However I’m working out of choices.

“I might invite you again to my place,” I say. Doubtfully. “However it’s a small single room. Actually cramped. And I don’t have a mattress but, so the mattress is on the ground. It’s skinny, too. 4 inches. And I’ve just one blanket I’ve been utilizing since Kiganjo. It’s so worn it’s virtually a mesh. Additionally…”

In my preoccupation, Millicent had stood up, picked up her suitcase and now she stood on the door, trying again at me.

“What are you continue to ready for?” she asks. “Let’s go.”

“However I’ve by no means slept with a girl,” I blabber.

“Properly, there’s at all times a primary time, proper?”

I slap my brow.

“I meant to say no woman has ever slept at my place.”

“Yeah. That’s what you meant.”

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